Everyday Normal Guy


I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
And my sexual performance is an average


I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quite street
I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don’t mind I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook


And i am not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free


I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
and I get scared when I go see the dentist


I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD


if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough


Steve: “You want some of this bitch?”


If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up


Jon: “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not the same …you know it… it gets…It gets pretty sore”


I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy..
I like the show greys anatomy Mother Fucka


I am just a regular everyday normal guy.


And I am pretty good at making paper planes.


Steve: ” I could do this all day…I could do this all day…I could do this all day…


”Danke für den Tip Kwisatz :-D
Via Syn2kwisatz


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